I'm going to rape someone's good day.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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