You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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