so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize