So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Houston, we have a blender
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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