At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Randomize