It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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