I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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