That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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