with your own penis?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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