Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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