I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
