So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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