what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The power of my boobs compel you
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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