it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
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I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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