Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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