i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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