omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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