and my herpes radar will keep us safe
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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