Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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