There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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