all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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