And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm determined to sit on that face.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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