haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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