He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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