I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm both gender and math confused
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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