My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
God, I missed his penis.
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