Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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