i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Hippo gnu deer
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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