"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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