plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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