I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
