i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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