I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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