butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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