so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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