Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Im part way to drunk.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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