my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
seriously i just wanna be friends
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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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