I threw up into my coffee this morning.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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