I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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