Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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