i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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