So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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