So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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