Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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