so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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