What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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