so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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