Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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