i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
