DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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