Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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