It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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