He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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