what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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