The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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