What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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