? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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